Alex the Lion

This roadha mas was sort of life changing. I've started believing in dragons somewhere during this roadha mas. I have my reasons but I will not bore you with them today. Today I want to share with you something that is just as boring. I want to tell you somethings my little toy Alex said to me.

Alex: hey
me: yes
Alex: I feel funny
me: um ok, may I ask why you are feeling so
Alex: if I knew I would be trying to fix it.
me: ok what do you want from me then?
Alex: I want to know if there are mermaids?
me: you kidding??
Alex:no. I want to know if Ariel is real
me: what if i said she is?
Alex: you would have to prove that she is
me: well i cant do that but i can tell you that there is a possibility
Alex: what good is that?
me: I don't know why you would want to know if there are mermaids...
Alex: can't I quench a curiosity I have. is talking about them taboo??
me: you very well can talk about anything as long as it doesn't offend anyone
Alex: Why would mermaids offend anyone? even if they do, i don't see any reason to why I cant talk about anything I want. If something I talk about offends it's because they don't welcome new ideas.
me: well you could hurt someones feelings
Alex: how is that possible if i talk about mermaids?
me: well a child may believe Ariel is real, by talking about it you might accidentally convince the child that she is not.
Alex: so?
me: damn it... she will lose a something dear to her then, even though it is an idea
Alex: wouldn't I be opening her eyes to reality then?
me: yes, but people want to be happy, even by creating a fabrication of reality.
Alex: I bet she would know if Ariel is real or not eventually, the quicker she learns the better I say.
me: How can I talk to you like this? this is a child we are talking about, would you be so cruel as to shatter her world? how are you even talking?
Alex: beats me....

Fascinating


A fascinating picture this is. But let me tell you what I find so fascinating about this picture. most of the time we tend to do, atleast a bit of research, just to make sure whether what we have heard or read is true, because we dont just trust anything we read or hear anymore. I believe this is due to a myriad of lies we've been fed in countless ways in almost all mediums of media in the past. But we usually do believe what is in front of our eyes. This picture sort of destroys that trust we so comfortably rely on, this picture decieves our eyes or it makes our eyes decieve our brain or merely it makes our brains decieves us, whichever way it is we are not seeing the truth when we look at this picture because there is absolutely no blue in the picture. The blue you see is exactly the same shade of green. Fascinating isn't it? Makes me wonder if everything my eyes see is real.....

Here is also an interesting story from "what the bleep we know?"

Sean Kelleher
Junior Theology
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"Every generation has its built-in assumptions:
That the world is flat, or that the world is round
There are hundreds of hidden assumptions, things we take for granted that may or may not be true, and of course in the vast majority of these cases those things aren't true. So, presumably, if history is any guide, much of what we take for granted about the world simply isn't true, but we're locked into these precepts without even knowing it."

"When Columbus sailed to the Americas the natives there didn't see him coming. The reason that the natives didn't see the ships on the horizon was because they had no knowledge or experience that suggested that clipper ships existed. So the shaman starts to realize that he sees ripples out on the ocean, but he sees no ship and he starts to wonder, 'what's causing the effect?' So, every day he goes out and looks and looks and looks, and after a period of time, he's able to see the ships. And once he sees the ships, he goes back and tells everybody else that ships exist out there and because everybody trusted and believe in him, they saw them also."

The idea that we cannot literally see things because we have no knowledge of them seems a little far-fetched. However, this seems to be a rather literal version of Plato's "Allegory of the Cave" with a different ending. The natives serve as the people in the cave. They are unaware that there is anything out there beyond what they already know to be real, therefore, they do not see anything other than the ripples on the ocean. But, when the shaman takes time to observe carefully the ripples and what could possibly be making them, he opens his mind and is able to see the ships out on the water. Just like in the "Allegory of the Cave", the man who has become enlightened, the shaman in this case returns to the people in the cave, the native, and he tells them what he has seen to be real. However, unlike in the "Allegory of the Cave", the natives listen to the shaman and accept what he says to be true because they have respect for him and trust what he tells them.

"Is it possible that we're conditioned to our daily lives; so conditioned to the way we create our lives that we buy the idea that we have no control at all? Quantum physics say that what's happening within us will create the word outside of us."


Barber shop

Question: There are only two barbers in a town.The first barbershop is filthy! Hair is everywhere along with dirt and grime. The barber is unkept and his hair is a mess. The second barbershop is immaculate. You could eat your lunch right off the floor. And the barber is so well kept and his hair is neat and trim. so which shop would you go to have your hair cut?...

I went to the doctor last night. I've been having this problem of pooping (loose motion), it sucks by the way. Now this doctor was not the usual doc we have here. His life style is a bit unorthodox to the standards we have here apparently. it is said he burns the tyres of his sports car(drifting probably), he married another young girl leaving his wife and he goes to disco's and stuff.
He was wearing jeans and a shirt on duty last night. I was told i should have chosen another doctor. But why? I believe he is qualified, if you don't think some one like that, is qualified or would be careless in diagnosing, then isn't it better to question the motives of the hospital??
well anyways I liked the doc, he was cool...
what is with people still judging on appearance? why are we hung on mediocre bullshit?

like the other day two girls came with a questionnaire for a survey they were conducting. one of the questions were " who would you vote if there were two political candidates with equal qualifications and were presenting the same ideas... the only difference was gender, one is male and the other female?"
as i see it, if i answered this I automatically become something like a womanizer or some one who discriminates women.. and they didn't take my very honest "I don't know how to choose between them" answer. so I had to choose one... knowing that this questionnaire from some sort of women's rights protection group I chose the woman. I bet that's what they wanted to hear anyway. I don't know about the rest of the world but i would support anyone, be it a woman or a man, who puts forth a better "plan".

I just want to say why not focus on the bigger picture rather then focusing things that don't actually make a difference.... and if you didn't already know ..you'd go the the unkept filthy barber because, since there are only two barbers in the town, the neat one must have his hair cut by the filthy barber.
oh and HAPPY RAMAZAAN to all of you :)....

Some years ago

(I was reading some hilarious exchanges between customer and employee on www.notalwaysright.com, when it occured to me that these things often do happen here as well. So I thought I'd share something of the sort that happened some years back)

I was working at the crappiest government office which housed only 5 computers, of which 3 were used to store data. Of the other two; one was on my desk which was inaccessible to all other employees and one remained for the administrative section.
This PC at the admin area was used to mostly type letters; the rest of the work was done manually.

One day while I was at my desk a co-worker (about 22 years, male) called me about some problem with the admin PC, so I went to see what was wrong. He was sitting in front of the monitor eyes wide open as if something terrifying appeared on screen. But it was only an error message asking to press ALT+F2 to continue, so I told him to do that and started walking towards my department when he yelled that it was not working. I thought maybe the PC was stuck or something and asked him to press ALT+F2 again, now I was standing right behind him when he proceeded to press the ALT key , "F" key and 2 on the numeric keypad or numpad.........

This is when I found out almost everyone at the office was not computer literate.

"No one here gets out alive"

we weep as we yearn for freedom
our tears are invisible to they
our cries are inaudible too
our faces are perceived to be rigid
mindless machines of nature
made to be toyed with they imagine
oblivious of our emotions are the creatures
bragging about an infinite wisdom

round and round
struggling in circles
every day my mate and I
are imprisoned for satisfaction
made an ornament of attraction
complete with a cheap mockery of nature
indeed a cruel trick of torture

we need more than a bubble pump
and a daily quota of horrible grub........